Monday, September 19, 2005

I just learned at the Yarn Harlot's blog that it's "Talk Like a Pirate Day." In honor of this festive event, here be a little storrrry...arrrgh!

A pirate with a steering wheel protruding from his fly walked into a bar and ordered a tot of rum. The bartender tried to ignore the steering wheel and served the pirate's drink...but curiosity got the better of him.
"Excuse me," said the bartender, "but I can't help but notice that there's a steering wheel in your fly...?"
"Ayyyyy," said the pirate, "it drives me nuts!"

Well, I didn't say it was funny, now did I? Arrrgh! At least I didn't say 'arse'. oops.

3 comments:

mama said...

That just proves as a reminder why you have always been my favorite Auntie. LOL

Becky said...

Dang! Talk Like A Pirate Day is over so I can't say 'Arrrgh!" any more...oops again.
By the way, the "arse" think is an ongoing joke at the Yarn Harlot's site. She's a Canadian author who just finished a book tour (her first book), and her greatest worry was that she would say 'arse' in public. You might enjoy her blog, even though you don't knit. I'm seriously addicted.
(Oh, I'll pay you for the compliment later, ok?)

mama said...

I vistited her site. I loved it and plan to add it to my favorites....right UNDER yours of course. Between yours and hers it was just the laugh I needed today.